What are we missing out on ... by not being a member of the British Royal Family?

Well let us see i have met two royals Prince Charles and Prince Andrew,in both cases it must be said i still wonder whatever anybody can see in the pair of them they both came across as pompous and slightly thick and full of their own importance so you van keep the pair of them if the conversations in the royal circles is anything alike to ours they must fall asleep,so can i suggest you forget it and stay with the normal people who really know what life is about,p[erhaps if you are anyway a sponger who has never worked and are a proffesional at it you would be well suited for membership,that is the only qualification i can see you need